Oh the power of Facebook...
I'm taking a class on mortuary and funerary rituals and our professor has asked us what type of grave goods our friends would put in our grave that would best describe our identity. Sort of morbid... But this might be funny. What would you hope to see on my headstone - quotes, random inside jokes, pictures? What items do you associate with me? I know if I asked this back in 7th grade everyone would respond, "Anything related to a horse..."
I was surprised by the flood of responses. Apparently no one thought it was the least bit morbid. A few people said it was actually kind of fun... What was fun!? To think of me and the things that remind you of me? Or to imagine me dead!?
Anyways, so a few themes materialized.
Makeup.
Food.
Horses.
Not neccessarily in order of popularity. However, there were so many food items posted, I'm starting to get a complex. *sucks tummy in*
A few material items that made me laugh in remembering my childhood:
1) Beanie Babies - does anyone remember these? I had a TON of them. They are now all boxed up in the garage but back in the day they were my pride and glory. I must have had over 500 of them. No exaggeration.
2) Grand Champions - "the most beautiful [toy] horses in the world" - I must have had at least 50 of these plastic miniature horses. I even had a custom made barn with all the miniature barn supplies (saddles, feed buckets, brushes, etc.). My best friend and I would get together every weekend to have competitions with our horses. And when I wasn't playing with horses, I was pretending to be one. And when I wasn't pretending to be a horse, I was actually riding a real life horse. You might say I liked horses.
As for quotes:
"Start the car!" made me laugh the hardest:
The video that started it all...
My mother and I say this any time we wish to express excitement. I think it really encapsulates my relationship with my mom, which is important to me and something I'd like to reflect in my identity. She is very wise woman but can be incredibly silly too. Wow, I'm starting to think that would be a good thing to put on HER headstone.
Another comment came in simply: #blondegirl
I am a big fan of Instagram and am definitely known to tag my photos with WAY too many hashtags. One that almost always makes its way in is #blondegirl - it gets me a ton of "likes" you know :P
I like this text because it reflects not only my obvious physical identity but also my intellect. I am a smart young lady when it comes to university but in other ways, I can be, well, dumb. Just the other day my friend sent me this meme which perfectly illustrates me outside the academic world.
A friend of mine, who was last to comment, suggested my headstone have the simple image and text as follows:
Grumpy Cat Meme
One final thing...
My stepmom said she would add the picture of me petting a penguin. I have not yet pet a penguin but it is on my bucket list. Of course there are many things I want to do in this life but petting a penguin is of paramount importance. If people remembered me as a person who delivers the perfect penguin pat, I would be okay with that.


